Uhh snee snawww snee snawww - I know you just got out of The Fantastic 4: First Steps, but it’s time to wake up! A new episode of The Couch Kids just dropped! And while we may not give birth in hyper space to keep your attention we will talk all things The Thing and his new powers, Sue Storm’s forced conception, Mr Fantastic’s fantastic plan, and we might even get to talking Final Fantasy MTG if you stick around! So don’t sleep on this one Couch Potatoes, we are about to crash out (despite previously promising no more Marvel crash outs)!

Note: if you enjoyed The Fantastic 4: First Steps, your opinion is valid - we are just three dudes yappin’! Please feel free to let us know why you liked or disliked the movie!

First I pull the pod out the grenade, then I subscribed to it! Eh, we can workshop it on this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! No Will Smith will not make an appearance - BUT we do talk raps, discover Andrew’s IMDB rating superpower, expand our Colton Lore, and wipe it all up (yes, poop joke) with our KH flavored Question of the Week! So tune in and definitely don’t tune out if our rap game needs work because our ACME prat game is A++!

Truth be told you’re gonna wanna hit that play button [DING!] because you know it’s time for another episode of The Couch Kids! But this week it’s serious [BZZZT]! The boys play with their new lie detector, go to a fever dream of a funeral, talk coworker biting, discover Colton’s untold heritage, and finally reveal what happened during Project CK! So put your finger in the clamp and adjust your headset because this pod seeks to unveil all! [HOME IMPROVEMENT NOISE]

CHICKENJOCK— cough* Apologies Potatoes, I don’t know what has come over me… Other than another Couch Kids podcast episode! This week the boys finish up Part 2 of their 2 Year Couchiversary Bonanza, but first they definitely don’t waste any time with an improvised visit to the Pokémon Center and talk of the Minecraft Movie! A small detour leads to a sweet reward when we finish up our question round up! We appreciate all the Potatoes who submitted thought provoking Q’s! Thank you so much for 2 years of goofs, gaffes, games, and more! CHICKENJOC—

Hey are you here for the informational on cryptid cryptidology? Well you came to the right place, but before the Couch Kids turn that page they gotta dish out the latest on Andrew’s arrest allegations, Sammie’s top tier Pixar list, talk some real gamer talk, and then get into the myths of mystic and cryptic tales as they search for the scariest urban legends have to offer! You’re gonna want to park it right here for the next hour, just don’t get snatched by the California Cushion Crawler!

Whoa, whoa! It’s a 2 Year Celebration of Couch Kids and you are NOT gonna want to miss your cue! This week the boys answer a plethora of questions from YOU, the fans! But before that we talk gettin’ dummy with wisdom teeth, try out our improv skills once more, get sentimental about our awesome fanbase, rush to the aid of Stick Nation, and much more! So practice your “yes and” skills and hit that play button!

Thank you for two amazing years of goofs, gaffes, games, and more! 🙌

Whoa is that a Live Action Remake headed this way?! No, no, no - it’s just your favorite weekly podcast bursting at the seams of your critch as if it’s a glitch, but really it’s just Stitch! This week the boys talk a famous blue alien, camera’s in their local restaurant restroom, the storied history of Couch-O and Grok, as well as a lot of musical reminiscing! So keep it in your pants if you can, this week might get as crazy as the Disney adults in a Burbank Theater!

Wait… what are we here to do? Was is talk about memorials, memories, mammaries?! No no, I think we talked about the Alpha Society with King Charles, the nuances of salt versus sand and their pinches or grains, mayhaps even addressed the latest in leaks, and Greek Pokémon??? Agh, so much to remember… OH WAIT! That’s right, it’s Monday, which means it’s time for a podcast with your fave Couch Kids! Geez we sure hope you didn’t forget - got it memorized?