In Episode 11 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, we’re finally giving Havaianas the roast they deserve. Sorry, not sorry—we don’t like them. They’re ugly, impractical, and wearing them to go out is the kind of decision you make when you’re 12. We’re just trying not to get canceled for flip-flop hate, but hey, it’s a risk we’re willing to take.

Then, we get deep into the late-30s millennial crisis: stuck in the club line, feeling like a fossil while everyone else is young enough to still make mistakes. Do we stay? Do we go? Spoiler: we’re already halfway through a mental breakdown, Googling "When is an appropriate time to go home?”

We also dive into TikTok drama, from our eternal love for Brianna Chickenfry (queen of chaos) to our serious disgust with the rhetoric about women’s bodies floating around these days. Like, barf—can we not?

Oh, and for science, we did a taste test of some Tanzanian alcohol, which, spoiler: is just… alcohol. Straight-up, unfiltered, "no one asked for this" alcohol. But hey, we survived, and that's what matters.

And last but not least, Simone’s irrational fear of most things, including PDA is exposed in a round of This or That. Basically, if you’re holding hands in public, you better be in a dark corner of the club or hiding in your living room—otherwise, it’s a no-go. PDA? Hard pass.

So grab a drink (hopefully not Tanzanian alcohol), buckle up, and let’s try to make it through this episode without getting dragged by the Havaianas stans. Spoiler: it’s gonna be a mess.