What's the story today?

Chopping up your production staff with a claymore sword; blowing off steam and proving your girlfriend's age at the old saloon; death threats, death traps and death wishes with old friends and new enemies.

Have a sasparilla, bet your son's future, and meet some friendly part-time 'tutes!

And if all else fails, you can always marry Scott Joplin's bones!

All that and more, in this, the rootinest, tootinest town not big enough for the two of us: Rush Hour 4

What's the story today?

A talkshow where nobody talks, resolving rap-style beefs at gunpoint, low-stakes film festivals and no-stakes betting with everyone's favorite terroristic radio personality: Jeeves!

All that and more, on this, the only silent movie shot in full surround sound: Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today?

Double-secret detention, general elections, specific rap contests to choose the path forward for the new UPN.

Will the new Mouth-Face be a DJ Chauffeur-Usher-Butler, or an MC Satan-Baby? The choice is yours western man: are you the Batman or the Robin in your on the low gay hookups?

Or are you a wildcard agent of chaos, AKA the Joker?

Only time and taste will tell.

So, start your engines, lose your son, find him again, remember you're an auteur, and rush to the theater to win hearts and minds with that mysterious, community-unifying golden ticket known only as Rush Hour 4!