What's the story today? Heart-pounding escapes, Weezer mixtapes, how to abandon your son, and how not to lose your mind in the treacherous terrain of new media!

Hello DJ Mush-face, goodbye Dave Grohl.

RIP.

We hardly knew ye.

It's out of the frying pan and into the Presidential campaign, in this, everyone's favorite New-Nickelodeon property: Rush Hour 4, part 8!

It's the summer of holy terrorism all year long, so have a nice time, why don't you?

(Don't get dragged by a chariot out there!)

What's the story today? Solo broadcasting, shadow-warfare, endless advertisements in your Bible, and Stephen King-style dark energy in your flagging Simpsons episode! All that and more while you wait in the queue of the ice cream truck known only as Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today? The difficult intricacies of a bombing campaign, psychological warfare via Ska, being ab-ducted, spiraling your tits into a chain link, and Simpsons-style indoctrination! Everything that's halal, and nothing that's haram (that's the impression I get)! In this, the solemn sixth installment of the scholary religious text we like to call Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today? Having a catch, throwing a bomb, weapon-dicks, rap-style beef, eccentric industrialists, and Kramer's motorcycle! All that and more -- if you don't get blown up by a tooth bomb first -- in this: the fifth fantastic voyage into the chasms beneath the monolith we like to call Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today?

Dungeons and divorces, new family matters, having a catch, electric motorcycles, truckstop economics, and other experimental industries.

all that and more in this, the fourth mind-bending installment of Gods favorite storybook: Rush Hour 4.

The end of the most horrific of the audio issues, but you have to squeeze through the eye of the needle. Busted mic cable plays nice after about 40 minutes. So...there's that, I guess...

What's the story today?

Wargaming on the tabletop of the world, debating with your parents about Elvis, unidentified AIDS virus, a truckstop with doors like Swiss cheese, and the Cesar Chavez to jackie chan pipeline.

All that and more in this, the rip-roaring third installment of the modern classic: Rush Hour 4.

What's the story today?

On the job negligent homicide, grieving mothers gone full-carny, mobs, no jobs, psychotic breaks, and classic radio bits.

All that and more in the action-packed second installment of the grand narrative we call Rush Hour 4.

What's the the story today?

Not understanding the Matrix, grappling with the Chinese life-economy, visiting a magic shop, and exploring the (literal) bleeding edge of science...

All that and more in the first installment of the sprawling epic that is Rush Hour 4.

Pardon the audio. It does get better...eventually...