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In this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sentence—whether he gets it right is up for debate.

Things heat up as Q spits a freestyle for the first time on the podcast, proving he’s got bars, while Shane delivers his own performance—a rendition of Word Up by Cameo. The duo also dives into a thought-provoking question: if they had to spend a year on an island, what five records would they take with them?

Since this episode was recorded on MLK Day, Q closes it out by reading the last half of Martin Luther King Jr.'s iconic I Have a Dream speech. And at just 48 minutes and 50 seconds, this might be the shortest episode in the Vendor Chronicles catalog—but it still packs a punch!

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The first real snowfall of the year brings snowman carcasses to the streets, setting the tone for a conversation that’s as unpredictable as the weather. Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox drop some unexpected facts about Omaha, Nebraska, before diving into the wild history of people riding whiskey barrels over Niagara Falls.

As Vendor Chronicles continues to grow, Shane asks Q a deep question—"What does mental health mean to you?"—leading to a raw and personal discussion. Q also breaks down the concept of dollar hacking, while Shane flexes his vocabulary, effortlessly using "polarizing," "provocative," and "proclivity" in a sentence.

From thought-provoking insights to outright absurdity, this episode is the perfect way to kick off Season 4

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In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought.

The duo dives into the nonsensical connection between Christmas, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and the birth of Christ, leading to a spirited debate. When Shane humbly claims he isn’t a good gift giver, Q quickly challenges him, providing three examples that prove otherwise. Things get even more colorful when Shane recounts a wild story about being asked out on a date by a drag queen hooker resembling the model Iman in South Beach, Miami.

Packed with humor, reflection, and unforgettable tales, this episode is a perfect blend of chaos and camaraderie that only Vendor Chronicles can deliver!

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