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In this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sentence—whether he gets it right is up for debate.

Things heat up as Q spits a freestyle for the first time on the podcast, proving he’s got bars, while Shane delivers his own performance—a rendition of Word Up by Cameo. The duo also dives into a thought-provoking question: if they had to spend a year on an island, what five records would they take with them?

Since this episode was recorded on MLK Day, Q closes it out by reading the last half of Martin Luther King Jr.'s iconic I Have a Dream speech. And at just 48 minutes and 50 seconds, this might be the shortest episode in the Vendor Chronicles catalog—but it still packs a punch!

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The first real snowfall of the year brings snowman carcasses to the streets, setting the tone for a conversation that’s as unpredictable as the weather. Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox drop some unexpected facts about Omaha, Nebraska, before diving into the wild history of people riding whiskey barrels over Niagara Falls.

As Vendor Chronicles continues to grow, Shane asks Q a deep question—"What does mental health mean to you?"—leading to a raw and personal discussion. Q also breaks down the concept of dollar hacking, while Shane flexes his vocabulary, effortlessly using "polarizing," "provocative," and "proclivity" in a sentence.

From thought-provoking insights to outright absurdity, this episode is the perfect way to kick off Season 4

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In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought.

The duo dives into the nonsensical connection between Christmas, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and the birth of Christ, leading to a spirited debate. When Shane humbly claims he isn’t a good gift giver, Q quickly challenges him, providing three examples that prove otherwise. Things get even more colorful when Shane recounts a wild story about being asked out on a date by a drag queen hooker resembling the model Iman in South Beach, Miami.

Packed with humor, reflection, and unforgettable tales, this episode is a perfect blend of chaos and camaraderie that only Vendor Chronicles can deliver!

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In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shocking story about being called a cracker and having a gun pulled on him in a parking lot, leading to a deep dive into race relations between whites and Blacks.

Shane opens up about being the happiest he’s ever been in life, and why you’re truly special if he likes you—because, as he puts it, he doesn’t like anybody. And, of course, Q delivers laughs with his story about a neighborhood crackhead who was madly in love with him. This episode blends raw honesty, humor, and real talk in a way only Vendor Chronicles can.

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In this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a powerful moment when he realized the worth of his years of sacrifice in the Air Force through the kids' heartfelt appreciation.

Shane the Brain graces us with his rendition of 'Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen' before sharing the toughest week he's ever faced in his business journey. The duo also dives into the comedic tale of buying a van from a MAGA hat-wearing, .357 revolver-carrying old man. And, of course, they remind us of life's hard truth: there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Join us for an episode filled with gratitude, grit, and determination to persevere."

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In the Season 3 premiere, Shane the Brain breaks down the world of firearms, from calibers to Dirty Harry and sagging pistols, while Q the Messenger reminisces about firing his first gun—a nickel-plated, pearl-handled .38 special. The discussion takes a musical turn with Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World” setting the vibe. Q the Messenger shares a cautionary tale about his first time smoking a cigar, followed by a humorous story of his son, Q Yeezy, getting caught vaping in the middle school bathroom with Sensei Woo. Shane the Brain wraps it up with a vendor's tale from his weekend at Kettners Mill. This episode has laughs, lessons, and plenty of real talk—don’t miss it!

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In this episode, we sit down with Jordan, the Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD, as she takes us through her journey from teaching and coaching gymnastics to building her successful CBD business with her boyfriend, Tom. Jordan shares insights into the differences between spoken and written German, how to properly enjoy sauerkraut, and her love for soul food—especially her desire to learn how to make chicken and dumplings. Jordan opens up about feeling nervous at the start of the show, but her trepidation quickly disappears as time flies by during our conversation. She wraps up the episode with a heartfelt reflection on what she misses most about Germany.

This episode is full of cultural exchanges, personal stories, and entrepreneurial wisdom that you won’t want to miss!

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In this "guepisode" (a clever term coined by Shane the Brain Knox), we sit down with Huntsville’s renowned artist, Ase Selah, to explore his inspiring journey. Growing up on the rough streets of Connecticut, Ase found refuge in art, joining the prestigious CCY art program after high school. Faced with the harsh realities of his environment, he made the life-changing decision to leave Connecticut, fearing he couldn’t escape death.

A chance encounter with a woman who attended Oakwood University in Huntsville led him to apply and get accepted, bringing him to Alabama. Ase shares how his work as a Child Protective Services investigator caused anxiety and depression but also developed him personally, shaping him into the artist he is today.

With deep insights into manifesting through art, stories of resilience, and reflections on his growth, this guepisode is a testament to turning adversity into purpose. Don’t miss this powerful conversation!

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