Mike opens up about his darkest moments in this raw, unfiltered episode that takes us from factory floor fights to finding redemption through unexpected pregnancy. We dive into Mike's criminal past - including the time he accidentally shot through an apartment ceiling, his days running with a "gang of white people," and how a pregnant girlfriend saved him from a fatal overdose.Dylan and Mike also tackle religion, politics, and why megachurches might be the ultimate scam. Plus: factory worker horror stories that'll make you grateful for your desk job, including forklift drivers on meth and the guy who got caught stealing from the company store.This episode gets DEEP into addiction, recovery, and what it really takes to change your life when everyone's given up on you.TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 Mom and Dad Have Been Fighting

00:11:00 Starting My Own Megachurch Scam

00:17:00 The Racing Death Controversy

00:52:00 Factory Life: Reading Tape Measures & Drug Tests

01:17:00 I Shot Through the Apartment Ceiling

01:38:00 The Night I Almost Died (And Why I Didn't)

01:46:00 How Nicotine Is Worse Than Crack

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About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

Mike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD listener submissions this week. From a boss's son who wore the same shirt for an entire week (with a mystery sticker on his back!) to a criminal mastermind who literally set himself on fire during a botched arson - this episode has it all.

But the most shocking story comes from an 18-year-old listener sharing her horrific first relationship experience. What started as innocent teenage romance turned into financial abuse, control, and worse. Her ex spent $2,000 meant for a car on BONGS instead, then had the audacity to call them "gifts."

Plus: Mike and Dylan brainstorm their dream B-horror movie featuring killer pig statues, debate why Lexington thinks it's the "BBQ Capital of the World" (spoiler: it's not), and solve the mystery of why your TV makes movies look like soap operas.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 - Intro & Team Dylan vs Team Mike Drama

00:07:32 - Boss's Son Hygiene Horror Story

00:38:14 - Criminal Sets Himself on Fire Story

00:58:03 - Lexington BBQ Rant Begins

01:03:14 - SHOCKING Abusive Boyfriend Story

01:18:55 - Pig Monster Movie Pitch

01:24:30 - War of the Worlds Review Roast

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You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or leave a voicemail at ‪(424) 274-1016‬

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

We argue about Magic the Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh for 20 minutes straight (yes, really), break down why Game of Thrones Season 8 still makes us angry, and give advice to a steel mill worker dealing with toxic family drama. Plus: Why toddlers are magnetically attracted to water, the Joey Swoll controversy nobody asked for, and the pit bull conversation that's definitely getting us canceled.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 Cold Open - Are We Rolling?

00:01:13 Religion Talk That'll Piss Everyone Off

00:04:03 Joey Swoll Called People "Colored"

00:10:36 Church Stories & Mega Churches

00:22:00 Magic vs Yu-Gi-Oh HEATED Debate

00:36:00 Breaking Bad vs Better Call Saul

00:47:00 Game of Thrones Season 8 Rant

00:58:00 Happy Gilmore 2 is Heartless Trash

01:14:00 Adam Sandler Sold His Soul

01:38:00 Family Drama: The 4-Hour Drive Problem

01:48:00 Kids vs Spouse Priority Debate

01:52:00 Why Toddlers Love Water (And Death)

01:56:00 The Pit Bull Conversation

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You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or leave a voicemail at ‪(424) 274-1016‬

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠