Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burned man lying in his bed. His brother even heard the man's raspy breathing, confirming this wasn't just a nightmare.

The hauntings intensified with crowds of ghostly figures appearing in the bathroom doorway, led by a bald man who would part to reveal the eyeless old woman who still visits Mike to this day. She would hover to his bed, press her thumbs into his chest, and partially suffocate him while he heard the burned man's rattling breath. Dylan, clearly unsettled by the story, tries to make sense of the phenomenon while Mike explains how he eventually learned to break the sleep paralysis by blinking rapidly.

Between living in houses that mysteriously burned down and his brother's mental health deteriorating during this period, Mike's paranormal experiences shaped his beliefs about the supernatural world. Even now, decades later, the eyeless woman occasionally returns—though Mike insists he's stronger now and refuses to give her power by fearing her.Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/About LaborLamaWhen they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another employee to a car, the guys tackle tough topics like racism within families and the struggle between career advancement and quality time with kids.The episode takes a surprising turn with a discussion about American political division, with both hosts agreeing that only a common enemy (like pedophiles or aliens) could possibly unite the country. Mike drops wisdom bombs about prioritizing time with family over money, while Dylan shares his advice for a listener deciding between a higher-paying job and one with future potential. Through it all, the guys remain refreshingly moderate in their political takes while cracking jokes about TikTok's payment problems.Join the guys on their new more concise podcast 2 Daddies Judging Baddies or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/About LaborLamaWhen they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault on a handicapped person" charge that haunted his job applications for years - even though his brother wasn't actually handicapped.

Between shocking revelations about stealing copper and dumpster diving for food as a child, Mike shares his theory that his entire life might be a coma dream after nearly drowning at age five. Dylan contributes his own brushes with the law, including a party where teenagers stole appliances and the time he almost got blamed for burning down a shed. The guys also give advice to a listener who dodged a bullet with a woman whose friend warned him she "puts ex-boyfriends in jail."

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve through their subreddit r/MADHD and let them know if you want bonus episodes dedicated to their backstories - just be prepared for stories that sound like they came straight out of a cartoon.