Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burned man lying in his bed. His brother even heard the man's raspy breathing, confirming this wasn't just a nightmare.

The hauntings intensified with crowds of ghostly figures appearing in the bathroom doorway, led by a bald man who would part to reveal the eyeless old woman who still visits Mike to this day. She would hover to his bed, press her thumbs into his chest, and partially suffocate him while he heard the burned man's rattling breath. Dylan, clearly unsettled by the story, tries to make sense of the phenomenon while Mike explains how he eventually learned to break the sleep paralysis by blinking rapidly.

Between living in houses that mysteriously burned down and his brother's mental health deteriorating during this period, Mike's paranormal experiences shaped his beliefs about the supernatural world. Even now, decades later, the eyeless woman occasionally returns—though Mike insists he's stronger now and refuses to give her power by fearing her.Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/About LaborLamaWhen they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another employee to a car, the guys tackle tough topics like racism within families and the struggle between career advancement and quality time with kids.The episode takes a surprising turn with a discussion about American political division, with both hosts agreeing that only a common enemy (like pedophiles or aliens) could possibly unite the country. Mike drops wisdom bombs about prioritizing time with family over money, while Dylan shares his advice for a listener deciding between a higher-paying job and one with future potential. Through it all, the guys remain refreshingly moderate in their political takes while cracking jokes about TikTok's payment problems.Join the guys on their new more concise podcast 2 Daddies Judging Baddies or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/About LaborLamaWhen they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault on a handicapped person" charge that haunted his job applications for years - even though his brother wasn't actually handicapped.

Between shocking revelations about stealing copper and dumpster diving for food as a child, Mike shares his theory that his entire life might be a coma dream after nearly drowning at age five. Dylan contributes his own brushes with the law, including a party where teenagers stole appliances and the time he almost got blamed for burning down a shed. The guys also give advice to a listener who dodged a bullet with a woman whose friend warned him she "puts ex-boyfriends in jail."

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve through their subreddit r/MADHD and let them know if you want bonus episodes dedicated to their backstories - just be prepared for stories that sound like they came straight out of a cartoon.

Mike and Dylan celebrate Mother's Day by recording a podcast while their wives sleep and tackling the age-old question: who would win in a fight between 100 Americans and 100 British people? Between sharing their unfiltered proposal stories (Mike had a PEE STAIN on their first date) and debating whether Met Gala celebrities are just rich people creating fake adversity, the guys dive into parenting challenges when Mike catches his son lying about getting banned on Roblox.

The conversation takes unexpected turns through NASCAR invitations, Dave Chappelle's comedy greatness, and what happens when an 8-year-old says something they shouldn't. Mike shares his surprisingly effective technique for defusing his wife's anger, while Dylan explains why his costume jewelry proposal didn't exactly play out exactly the way he planned. The episode wraps with their unanimous agreement that only one thing can truly unite humanity: an alien invasion.

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Mike's running on fumes after hospital visits with his son, but that doesn't stop the guys from tackling five listener submissions that range from workplace nightmares to lesbian revenge plots. A guy debates starting his own roadside assistance business to escape his beer-guzzling boss, while a technician discovers she's likely the mistress of a man who keeps sending cryptic face snaps instead of actual communication.

The episode peaks with an epic tale of methodical revenge where a woman slowly destroys her cheating ex's prized truck. Between advice segments, Mike shares how he got fired for sexual harassment over a TikTok joke and demonstrates his wizard-like ability to derail his wife's anger with strategic conversation pivots.

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Mike and Dylan tackle the difference between legitimate struggles and chronic excuse-making in this unfiltered episode. A listener seeking advice gets a reality check from the guys, who pull no punches about the importance of taking accountability when life deals you a rough hand. Mike shares personal stories about his own journey from making excuses to owning his choices, including insights from his box shop days and content creation struggles.

The episode takes a hilarious turn with an Am I the Asshole story about a guy who discovers his ex's cheating through abandoned Facebook login info and decides frozen cat litter is the perfect garnish for her belongings. Between serious advice about breaking cycles of blame and workplace survival, the guys swap stories about terrible tattoos, suspicious partners, and Mike's uncanny ability to spot sketchy people from a mile away.

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About LaborLama

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Mike and Dylan return with their unfiltered takes on relationship drama and workplace chaos, starting with a bizarre situation where a guy's girlfriend gave her sister's family keys to his apartment while he was away. The hosts dive into whether it's ever okay to kick out an ex who's "figuring things out" after a breakup, while sharing their own experiences with awkward living situations and rekeyed locks.

Between advice segments, the guys swap stories about their professional lives, with Mike recounting his adventures at the "gladiator school" box shop—including the time he caught a supervisor in a compromising position. Dylan provides the voice of reason while still contributing his share of Gen X zingers and technological superiority. The guys also celebrate making it to 159 on the Apple Podcast Comedy Chart and announce their upcoming appearance at the Lexington car show.

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About LaborLama

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Mike gives advice on sex. That should be enough to make you not watch this episode

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When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com