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Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️

This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no one wants to answer: Would you rather f* a goat and no one knows, or NOT f*** a goat, but everyone thinks you did?** Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.

Things don’t slow down from there:
🔄 If you had to swap lives with a fictional character, but it was their WORST day ever, who would it be?
🕰️ The theory that the Trump family are time travelers. Yeah, we went full conspiracy theory mode.
🎤 Back by popular demand – Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes, because why not?

And because we’re all about nostalgia:
🛑 Old people do and say the dumbest things.
📼 Blind ranking nostalgic things—will we get it right or totally screw it up?
🔙 Taking a trip down Nostalgia Lane (cue the Nickelback flashbacks).

Somehow, we also squeezed in:
💰 What’s the most illegal thing you can do with a single dollar?
🔫 Why one of us HAD to join the NRA.
🦗 Do bugs sneeze? Do animals have inner monologues? (Serious science happening here.)

And of course, we round it all out with this week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with goat debates and time-travel conspiracies than a questionable beer selection.

Buckle up, grab a drink, and get ready for the most unhinged episode yet. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:33 – WHAT DO NAUGHTY KIDS GET FOR CHRISTMAS IF THEY ASK FOR COAL?
4:05 – SWAPPING LIVES WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
6:25 – GOATS… JUST GOATS
8:25 – GROWTH SPURT
11:16 – GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE
19:50 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO
24:10 – THE TRUMP’S ARE TIME TRAVELERS
30:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAL!
33:00 – HIGH CHOLESTEROL
38:13 – BREAST CANCER AWARENESS
40:09 – JOINING THE NRA
42:25 – WHAT GIVES YOU NOSTALGIA?
48:06 – BLIND RANKING NOSTALGIC THINGS
50:24 – TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE
54:57 – GUESS THE ACRONYM – THINGS YOUR MOM SAID WHEN YOU WERE A KID
1:00:21 – RANDOM QUESTIONS
1:02:22 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:03:53 – HARRY POTTER YO MAMA JOKES
1:08:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM THE OLD DAYS
1:12:27 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST ILLEGAL THING YOU CAN DO WITH ONE DOLLAR?
1:19:38 – OUTRO

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A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻

It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable.

We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episode is complete without questionable beer decisions. Then we dive straight into one-night stands, HIV, and David’s unfortunate situation happening downstairs… Yeah, it’s exactly what you think.

Other absolute gems in this episode:
🔥 Home repair fails and surviving Florida’s "winter."
🥪 Matthew McConaughey’s weird-ass tuna salad recipe.
🧼 Do you actually wash your legs in the shower? (Some of y’all are about to get exposed.)
🚒 Steve Buscemi was a firefighter!?
🏟️ Can you name the 12 cities with all four major sports teams? (Spoiler: We couldn’t.)
⚔️ Top 10 greatest sports rivalries of all time.

And because we can’t keep things normal:

• Abraham Lincoln’s birthday gets a shoutout (because why not?).
• Harry Potter fan theories that actually make sense.
• "Yo Mama" jokes, but make them Harry Potter.

Oh, and let’s not forget:
🎤 Who the hell is Mike Posner again?
🚨 The biggest instant day-ruiners, according to Ask Reddit.
😈 If you could curse your worst enemy with one minor inconvenience every day for life, what would it be?

Finally, we wrap things up with Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, where we confirm—once again—that no, we are not.

It’s been a wild year, and we’re just getting started. Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and let’s celebrate the dumbest podcast anniversary ever. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:14 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
7:12 – ONE NIGHT STAND
8:54 – HOME MOVIES
10:27 – THAT’S WHEN I KNEW WE WEREN’T GONNA WORK OUT
12:45 – DAVID’S DOWNSTAIRS UNIT
16:07 – TUNA SALAD
20:43 – DO YOU WASH YOUR LEGS
26:01 – ALLERGIC TO HERBOLOGY
28:10 – STEVE BUSCEMI WAS A FIREFIGHTER!?
28:45 – SCHOOL ID’S
30:15 – AY DIOS, MIO
31:25 – GUESS THE 12 CITIES WITH ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS TEAMS
36:16 – GUESS THE TOP 10 RIVALRIES IN SPORTS HISTORY
41:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN!
43:38 – I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD
48:08 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES
56:09 – YO MAMA JOKES (HARRY POTTER EDITION)
58:43 – YO MAMA JOKES
1:01:35 – WHO’S MIKE POSNER?
1:03:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT AUTOMATICALLY RUINS YOUR DAY?
1:08:16 – ASK REDDIT – IF THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST WERE TO EXPERIENCE ONE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1:14:59 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
1:19:38 – OUTRO

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100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻

Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hitting scientific inquiries, like how many pennies would fit in your room? and the even more important question—would you stay in a building for the rest of your life for $100 million? Spoiler: We’re way too broke to say no.

Then we dive into the important topics:
🐶 What would our pets say if they could talk? (Jolene’s probably roasting us.)
🚔 Cops in the North vs. Cops in the South – it’s a different breed of law enforcement.
🚗 Top 5 states with the worst drivers (looking at you, Virginia… seriously, f*** Virginia).

And because we’re all about the hard-hitting journalism:
📜 Bob Draft – who are the top Bobs of all time? Bob Ross? Bob Marley? Bob the Builder? The debates get heated.
🌈 Is It Gay? – we settle the real questions that insecure guys ask in group chats.
🔤 Isograms – words that don’t repeat letters… why do we care? No idea, but here we are.
🏴‍☠️ Trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch – spoiler: we fail miserably.

Then it’s onto Guess the Year, Hypothetical Questions, and this week’s Pour Choices – because bad beer choices are part of our brand at this point.

And we round it out with some Ask Reddit madness:

• What’s the weirdest unwritten rule at hotels? (Hint: We all steal the mini shampoos.)
• What’s the worst physical sensation ever? (If you’ve ever bitten a piece of aluminum foil, you already know.)

It’s dumb, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly what your brain needs. Crack a beer and let’s get into it. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:29 – HOW MANY PENNIES WOULD FIT IN YOUR ROOM?2:36 – SENDING YOUR MOM MY WOOD
2:54 – PINCH-A-PENNY
3:39 – WOULD YOU NEVER LEAVE THE BUILDING FOR $100 MILLION?
6:51 – WHAT WOULD YOUR PETS SAY IF THEY COULD TALK?
9:23 – F*** VIRGINIA
19:14 – COPS IN THE NORTH VS THE SOUTH
26:14 – TOP 5 STATES WITH MOST TICKETED DRIVERS
28:06 – BOB DRAFT
34:09 – IS IT GAY?
41:11 – ISOGRAMS
46:33 – LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH, WALES
47:56 – GUESS THE YEAR
49:45 – HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS
54:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:00:17 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS AN UNWRITTEN RULES AT HOTELS?
1:03:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST/MOST UNPLEASANT PHYSICAL SENSATION?
1:07:56 – OUTRO

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