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Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No really. Is it just... stored somewhere? Forever?

From legal loopholes to sewage systems, we spiral fast:

🕶️ Night vision: How expensive is it to see in the dark, and can it help you see what’s not even there?

🍺 Pinter Brewing: David bought a homebrew kit off an email ad, and we’re either getting rich or hospitalized.

🌬️ “Turn the air up or down?” We tackle the question that has ruined relationships and HVAC units nationwide.

Then David forces the real issue:
🎯 Chris STILL won’t talk about his new girlfriend… so David turns up the heat with the Baby Daddy Speed Round—asking rapid-fire questions about fatherhood, despite Chris being a stepdad for like, two weeks.

We get into:
👶 “Would You Rather – New Dad Edition”: Would you rather step on a LEGO or listen to “Baby Shark” for hours a day?
🍼 “Guess What These Baby Terms Mean”: Chris learns what meconium is and regrets everything.
💍 “How Long Until You…” move in, share a toothbrush, or start calling her kid “champ”?
🧠 Guess the Category: Three random images. One common theme. Try not to embarrass yourself.

Plus:
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices
🕳️ Are dimples just face buttholes?
😈 AskReddit: Most diabolical coworker nicknames - “Slacksquatch,” “Janet the Caffeine Succubus,” and the man simply known as “Printer Jesus”

So grab your baby wipes, pour a homebrew, and turn the air to whatever the hell you want—this is the most dad-coded episode we’ve ever done.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:32 – DIDDY DO IT?
3:34 – CAN YOU SEE IN THE DARK?
4:56 – NIGHT VISION
6:42 – WHERE DOES POOP GO?
10:17 – PINTER BREWING
16:17 – DO YOU TURN THE AIR UP OR DOWN?
20:25 – KICK THE DUST UP
23:21 – DAVID PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN
24:33 – PRIME DAY
30:22 – BABY DADDY SPEED ROUND
33:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? – NEW DAD EDITION
38:06 – GUESS THE CATEGORY
46:10 – GUESS WHAT THESE THINGS ARE – NEW DAD EDITION
50:25 – HOW LONG UNTIL YOU…
53:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
54:21 – WHAT ARE DIMPLES
55:27 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST DIABOLICAL NICKNAME FOR A COWORKER YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
1:01:40 – OUTRO

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HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace.

We kick things off with:
🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls
🇮🇷 A perfectly timed Facebook comment about Iran: “They bout to be called I shoulda RAN”
💣 And the real question: Would you commit unspeakable acts on Osama bin Laden on September 10th if it meant 9/11 never happened? Spoiler: Chris answers too quickly.

Then it gets patriotic:
🥩 Blind Ranking Fourth of July Foods (Hot dogs vs. Potato salad? There’s a correct answer.)
🏛️ Most ‘America’ Moment of Your Life—and no, it’s not just shooting fireworks off a boat shirtless.
🧙 Assigning U.S. States to Hogwarts Houses (Spoiler: Florida is definitely Slytherin.)
🌭 Regional 4th of July Traditions – Apparently some people eat tacos and call it freedom.

But wait, there’s freedom-fueled nonsense:
📈 David’s cholesterol is down, but Chris still won’t admit he has a girlfriend.
🧠 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that range from dark to career-ending.
🎩 The eerie Lincoln/JFK coincidences return to haunt us.
🌙 Chris dreams of leaving the podcast for ESPN—probably because we made him do a 4th of July Mad Lib.
🚗 “Drivers who creep forward at red lights—what dark timeline are you racing toward?”

And as always, we deliver the goods:
🧃 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like freedom and poor decision-making.
🤖 A.I. videos that somehow keep racism alive, even in 4K.
🗽 AskReddit dives into a burning question – What’s the most American thing ever

So crack a beer, light something illegal, and declare war on your eardrums—because this is the most American episode we’ve ever made.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:04 – WAKA FLOCKA SEAGULLS
3:56 – I-SHOULDA-RAN
6:03 – WOULD YOU PREVENT 9/11?
7:24 – WHAT WAS THE MOST “AMERICA” MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE?
9:29 – HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE PRESSURE OF A SNEEZE?
12:47 – BLIND RANK 4TH OF JULY FOODS
15:45 – U.S STATES AS HOGWARTS HOUSES
21:54 – “UPSTATE” NEW YORK
22:52 – REGIONAL 4TH OF JULY DIFFERENCES
29:50 – JAPANESE INDEPENDENCE
33:15 – LIFE UPDATE
35:34 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
38:42 – THE ABE LINCOLN AND J.F.K. COINCEDENCE
42:53 – CHRIS’S DREAM
45:19 – I’M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY
47:26 – I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE - A MAD LIB
51:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
52:30 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
53:38 – ASK REDDIT – DRIVERS WHO CREEP FORWARD AT A RED LIGHT, WHY?
57:12 – A.I. VIDEOS
58:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER?
1:01:42 – WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO “DECLARE WAR”?
1:04:05 – OUTRO

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A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…

This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there.

We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don’t talk about her. Second rule? DON’T talk about her. But ironically, the only reason she exists is because she saw a clip from this podcast. You're welcome, Chris.

Then we dive into the usual buffet of chaos:

🙏 What makes a church... a church? (Is it the building, the steeple, or the tax exemption?)
🧠 If a severely depressed person gets amnesia, do they stay depressed? (Also: who’s running the brain—you, or is it just freelancing?)
📉 What’s something you’re probably wrong about, but refuse to fact-check out of spite?

Next up:

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Shedeur Sanders caught doing over 100mph, and the Lakers might be getting sold—because the world clearly isn’t weird enough.
🧙 Blind Ranking Harry Potter Characters You’d Trust to Babysit (Hint: Hagrid didn’t make the cut after “the incident”).
🎤 Chris fails to prep a segment—again—but blames it on his new girlfriend, who only exists because of the podcast he’s neglecting. Irony is alive and well.

Also in this absolute fever dream of an episode:

🧑‍⚖️ If your therapy session is illegally recorded and you confess to a crime… can you be charged? (Asking for a friend.)
😆 Try Not to Laugh – Joke Edition: Includes dad jokes, dark jokes, and questionable accents.
🎙️ Jason Bateman is one of the announcers in Dodgeball and we just realized that. Shame.
📜 Top 10 Worst Events in History, because nothing says "lighthearted comedy" like genocide and 9/11.
🥳 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebs who may or may not be problematic now.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder:

📢 Protests in LA (or were they just awkward flash mobs?)
📂 Trump appears in the Epstein files. Probably.
🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like regret with a hint of carbonation.

This episode is part therapy, part disaster, and fully unfiltered—just the way you sick bastards like it.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:58 – THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
6:20 – WHAT MAKES A CHURCH A CHURCH?
8:10 – DEPRESSION AND AMNESIA
9:16 – ARE YOU YOUR BRAIN?
11:49 – WHAT ARE YOU “RIGHT ENOUGH” ABOUT?
16:38 – BREAKING NEWS!
22:07 – BLIND RANKING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS YOU TRUST TO WATCH YOUR KID
25:39 – CHRIS’S PODCAST CONTRIBUTIONS
30:32 – EXPLAIN YOURSELF… KIND OF…
35:43 – SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE
37:24 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
45:33 – READY, DODGEBALL!
47:19 – TOP 10 WORST EVENTS IN HISTORY
51:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
53:47 – L.A. “PROTESTS”
1:07:13 – TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!
1:09:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:40 – WOULD YOU RATHER
1:12:18 – 50 CENT AT PANERA
1:14:00 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLOT HOLE THAT YOU CAN’T GET OVER?
1:19:41 – POST-PRODUCTION PROBLEMS
1:20:45 – OUTRO

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Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶

This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.

We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:

🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guys?
🍺 Would you rather have unlimited free beer for life or never have a hangover again? (Tell me we’re getting old without telling me we’re getting old.)
🏖️ How much sand does it actually take to make a pile—and why is this the dumbest argument we’ve ever had?

Then things get weird:

🧛‍♂️ Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie might be the same person... and they both might be able to, uh... remove a rib and do the thing (allegedly).
📸 We play a game where you guess the category based only on seemingly irrelevant images—it derails instantly.
🪙 The government might be canceling pennies, and we are way too passionate about it.
😆 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that are sending us straight to hell.

And in possibly the darkest left turn we’ve ever taken:

🪰 One of us shares the disturbing internet legend of Blow Fly Girl (do NOT Google it at work. Or ever).
🚓 Lacrosse, Wisconsin is apparently America’s unofficial police body cam capital.
🧠 David has a hearing epiphany mid-episode—basically science, but dumber.

Also this episode:

🎵 We break into “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” with zero warning
💬 Sayings from David’s time in the military that we’ll never forget (and probably shouldn’t repeat)
👄 Would you rather: have mouths on the backs of your hands that randomly insult people, or a belly button that sways to music like it’s at Coachella?
📛 Guess which names are real, and which were made up by drunk uncles
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: regret in a can
🔮 Your favorite quotes, bold predictions, and a birthday shoutout roundup you didn’t ask for

This episode is equal parts heartfelt, horrifying, and hilariously inappropriate—just how we like it.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:36 – ZOEY’S A TODDLER!
4:51 – FIVE… GUYS..?
8:06 – FREE BEER OR HANGOVER IMMUNITY?
10:23 – HOW MUCH SAND DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A PILE?
12:50 – MARILYN MANSON IS ROB ZOMBIE!
16:13 – GUESS THE CATEGORY!
27:13 – GETTING RID OF PENNIES
29:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
32:40 – BLOW FLY GIRL
38:58 – LACROSSE, WISCONSIN
42:16 – DAVID HAD AN EPIPHANY
43:33 – BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
44:59 – SAYINGS FROM THE MILITARY I’LL NEVER FORGET
52:16 – HARRY POTTER BODY WASH
54:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – MOUTH HANDS OR SWAYING BELLY BUTTON?
58:02 – WOULD YOU RATHER – NEVER ENDING HICCUPS OR LIFETIME OF ALMOST SNEEZING?
58:58 – REAL OR FAKE - NAMES
1:02:17 – HILARIOUS NAMES
1:05:23 – DAD’S MOVING TO FLORIDA!
1:06:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:08:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
1:11:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR “I’M CALLING IT NOW” PREDICTION?
1:17:17 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:02 – OUTRO

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Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫

On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.

We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteries of the universe:

🍇 Why does grape-flavored stuff taste like purple chemical sadness instead of, you know, grapes?
☁️ Where does the sky actually start? (We Googled it. Still don’t know.)
🪥 Do you brush with warm water like a Victorian ghost or cold water like a psychopath?

Then things spiral:

🦢 Chris watches a teen girl sprint after a goose – and no, that’s not a euphemism.
⚖️ We debate the death penalty like we’re running for office, but with more jokes.
🏫 A hometown homicide makes things awkwardly real in the middle of our giggling spree.

Also on this cursed menu:

⚾ Minor League Baseball teams with names like "Trash Pandas" and "Biscuits"—because sports need chaos.
💀 Guessing historical event names like “The Night of the Long Knives,” which sounds like a Saw sequel.
🏈 Drafting our Olympic flag football dream team—because the NFL in the Olympics is a totally normal thing now.
🥷 Rudy vs. Radio: same movie, different disabilities.

And of course:
🎂 Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who 100% don't know we exist
🍚 White rice vs. brown rice – aka “The Great Colon Debate”
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Beer that tastes like regret and foam
🚪 “There’s no place like home”...unless you’re murdered there
🕺 We close with the Pour Choices Modeling Show, where we strike a pose that says “I peaked in 8th grade” (still no homo… unless you want there to be)

This episode is like mixing an AP History class with bathroom graffiti and serving it on a paper plate at your cousin’s parole party.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:58 – IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SMOKE, DONT START THE FIRE
6:04 – WHY DOES GRAPE FLAVORED STUFF TASTE LIKE PURPLE AND NOT GRAPES?
9:31 – HOW HIGH UP DOES THE SKY START?
11:11 – SENIOR QUOTES
15:02 – DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH WARM OR COLD WATER?
18:30 – FUNNY MINOR LEAGUE TEAM NAMES
26:29 – WILD GOOSE CHASES & BUBBLE GUTS
29:45 – THE DEATH PENALTY
33:11 – HOMOCIDE HITS CLOSE TO HOME
40:39 – BAD JOKES
43:50 – GUESSING ODDLY NAMED HISTORICAL EVENTS
54:10 – BUILD YOUR 5 MAN OLYMPIC FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM
59:41 – NFL PLAYERS GETTING PRIORITY IN OLYMPICS
1:03:53 – RUDY VS RADIO
1:05:36 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:44 – WHITE RICE VS BROWN RICE
1:13:23 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
1:18:13 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:19:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A HOUSE RULE THAT YOU HATED AS A CHILD, BUT SWEAR BY NOW?
1:25:51 – THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
1:29:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A SAYING THAT JUST ISN’T TRUE?
1:34:24 – POUR CHOICES MODELING SHOW?
1:36:29 – OUTRO

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Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻

This one was never going to be appropriate.

Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:

🧬 "If you could eliminate one human race..." (We misunderstood the question. Kinda.)
👖 Why do women’s pockets suck? Were they invented after seat belts?
🧠 Why do autistic or Tourette’s folks say the wildest sh!t? (A genuine question. With inappropriate answers.)
🧙 The new Harry Potter cast is here—and no one’s happy.
📦 Amazon delivery people deserve tips… but also maybe a union.
🍆 Things about 69 because, of course.

Then we sip a beer and drop into our usual nonsense:

🥚 Who almost drank raw eggs thinking it's his beer? *Hint, It’s Chris*
🍆 We review product names so inappropriate they were yanked from stores.
🍅 The return of the tomato debate. Spoiler: It’s still not a vegetable.
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Drinks were had. Judgments were made.
🧠 Who would have said it? Honestly, they probably did.

Also featuring:

💼 Inappropriate business pitches (like a vibrator that doubles as a flashlight)
🎤 R.I.P. Phil Robertson (Not really… but we said it anyway)
🧩 Would You Rather but worse
🧠 Inappropriate riddles that make your soul uncomfortable
🧇 Waffle House’s “Good Food Fast” motto sparks a civil war, as it’s none of the three
🛁 Shower Thoughts: We go full feral
💸 You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job title?
🎶 Big announcement: The Pour Choices Show is dropping a full rap album.

This episode is a love letter to bad ideas, worse jokes, and the number that made us all giggle in middle school. It’s inappropriate, immature, and exactly why your mom hates our show.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:32 – WELCOME TO 69
4:26 – WHICH RACE WOULD YOU ELIMINATE?
8:11 – WOMENS POCKETS
10:24 – AUTISM AND TOURETTES
12:17 – THE TRIO HAS BEEN CAST!
15:18 – AMAZON SLAVE LABOR
18:32 – 69 THINGS
22:43 – DRINKING RAW EGGS
24:28 – INAPPROPRIATE PRODUCTS
30:40 – TOMATO CALLBACK
32:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
34:30 – WHO WOULD HAVE SAID THESE QUOTES?
45:01 – INAPPROPRIATE BUSINESS IDEAS
55:25 – R.I.P. PHIL ROBERTSON
56:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER
57:25 – INAPPROPRIATE RIDDLES
1:04:36 – ARE THESE THINGS INAPPROPRIATE OR NOT?
1:10:41 – GOOD FOOD FAST
1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:19 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
1:24:33 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GAIN $10 EVERY TIME YOU ANNOY SOMEONE, WHAT’S YOUR NEW JOB?
1:33:10 – POUR CHOICES SHOW LP
1:37:00 – OUTRO

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Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙‍♂️

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with:
💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even matter?)
🧓 If you didn’t know your age, how old would you think you are? (Based on our back pain and Spotify playlists—73.)
🥄 Do prisons accommodate eating disorders? (No idea. But we talked about it anyway.)
🍳 What do you call a luncheon... but for breakfast? (Is this how brunch was invented?)

Then things get unhinged:
🦁 Would lions be in the Bloods or Crips? (The answer may cause interspecies beef.)
🍔 What fast food chain matches each NFL team? (We’re looking at you, Cleveland Browns = Long John Silver’s.)
🍅 Tomato: fruit or vegetable? (We start with logic, end with threats.)
🐕 Zelda had an ear hematoma—and the sack is gone!
🎮 The Madden Movie: yes, it’s real. No, we don’t know why.

And then we enter Hogwarts:
🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter theories so dark, even Voldemort would say “damn.”
📚 Harry Potter trivia with facts you’ll 100% pretend you already knew.

Plus:
🧠 Shower thoughts that will make you question reality
🎉 Celebrity birthdays nobody asked for
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – beer so good it made us emotional (or was that the vinyl ash talk again?)
😬 AskReddit: What’s the weirdest thing that gives you anxiety? (Our answers were… concerning.)
🧊 And finally: if a serial killer was asked what the oldest thing in his freezer was, would he say the body that’s been there the longest... or the one that was the oldest?

It’s deep, it’s dumb, and it’s dangerously close to being profound. Pop a beer, hug your dog, and enjoy another dose of decisions no one should be making publicly.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:35 – TURNING YOUR ASHES INTO A VINYL
2:54 – IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOUR AGE, HOW OLD WOULD YOU THINK YOU ARE?
6:04 – DO PRISONS ACCOMMODATE EATING DISORDERS?
7:29 – WHAT DO YOU CALL A LUNCHEON, BUT FOR BREAKFAST?
10:39 – GANGLION CYST
15:49 – WOULD LIONS BE IN THE BLOODS OR CRIPS?
19:31 – NFL TEAMS AS FAST FOOD CHAINS
25:21 – ARE TOMATOS A FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
28:18 – HOW WOULD YOU PROVE WE’RE BEST FRIENDS?
31:56 – EAR HEMATOMA
35:41 – THE MADDEN MOVIE
37:02 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES
47:38 – DID YOU KNOW? HARRY POTTER EDITION
53:04 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
58:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1:01:03 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES!
1:03:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STRANGEST THING THAT GIVES YOU ANXIETY?
1:10:44 – SERIOUS SERIAL KILLER QUESTION
1:11:39 – OUTRO

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Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿

This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’t. But we try.)

Then the chaos commences:
🍷 What happens when a blind person gets drunk? (This went places we’re definitely not qualified to go.)
🙏 Pope jokes so bad we’re probably going to hell.
🦻 THEY’RE LISTENING – and no, it’s not your paranoia. It’s real.

And the highlight you didn’t know you needed:
👵 The Fictional Grandma Draft – who’s making your cookies, telling your stories, and smacking you with a slipper when you act up?
🧠 Dad Brain is real, and apparently contagious.
💐 Mother’s Day reflections… quickly followed by
🙅‍♂️ “F* Them Kids” – featuring the kids next door who decided to introduce their soccer ball to the main water line…

Plus:
🎉 A HUGE Happy Birthday shoutout
🎈 A surprise visit from the birthday girl herself
🕵️ Match the criminal to the crime.
🧼 Shower thoughts that prove our brains need a factory reset

And to wrap it up:
😏 AskReddit: What’s your favorite way to ask someone if they want to have sex? (Spoiler: none of us are getting laid after this.)
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – featuring a beer with a label so confusing we needed a decoder ring

It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unintentionally profound in all the wrong places. But hey, it’s somebody’s birthday—so pour a drink, hug your fictional grandma, and enjoy the ride.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:49 – HOW DO YOU TRAIN YOUR EYES?
4:07 – HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR A BLIND PERSON TO BE DRUNK?
6:29 – THE NEW POPE
9:52 – POPE JOKES!
16:34 – THEY’RE LISTENING!
18:30 – FICTIONAL GRANDMA DRAFT
24:54 – DAD BRAIN
26:51 – MOTHER’S DAY
33:33 – F*** THEM KIDS
40:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
41:43 – VISIT FROM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
44:35 – MATCH THE CRIMINAL TO THE CRIME
47:36 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
51:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX?
55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
55:55 – OUTRO

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